Stain Boy
Of all the super heroes, the strangest one by far, doesn't have a special power or drive a fancy car.
Next to Superman and Batman, I guess he must seem tame. But to me he is quite special, and Stain Boy is his name.
He can't fly around tall buildings, or outrun a speeding train, the only talent he seems to have is to leave a nasty stain.
Sometimes I know it bothers him, that he can't run or swim or fly, and because of this one ability, his dry cleaning bill's sky-high.