They were a normal, happy husband and wife.
One day they got news that made Mr. Smith glad.
Mrs. Smith would be a mom
which would make him a dad!
But something was wrong with their bundle of joy.
It wasn't human at all,
it was a robot boy!
He wasn't warm and cuddly
and he didn't have skin.
Instead, there was a cold, thin layer of tin.
There were wires and tubes sticking out of his head.
He just lay there and stared,
not living or dead.
was with a long extension cord
plugged into the wall.
"What have you done to my boy?
He's not flesh and blood,
he's aluminium alloy!"
"What I'm going to say
will sound pretty wild.
But you're not the father
Of this strange-looking child.
You see, there still is some question
about the child's gender,
but we think that its father
is a microwave blender."
with misery and strife.
Mrs. Smith hated her husband,
and he hated his wife.
He never forgave her unholy alliance:
a sexual encounter
with a kitchen appliance.
grew to be a young man,
though he was often mistaken
for a garbage can.
