who was made up of junk.
She looked really dirty,
and she smelled like a skunk.
She was always unhappy,
in one of her slumps -
perhaps 'cause she spent
so much time down in the dumps.
The only bright moment
was from a guy named Stan.
He was the neighborhood
garbage man.
He loved her a lot
and made a marriage proposal,
but she'd already thrown herself
down a garbage disposal.
